Shakespearean Insults Bag
Be not one who may be called a leathern jerkin, crystal-button, not-pated, agate-ring … (shudder). Once thing’s for certain: the Bard had a way with words. If you find yourself in a battle of wits, arm yourself! Procure a Shakespearean Insults zipper bag to hold your yellow stockings and hold your garters or hold your tongue.
Zipper bag is 5 x 9 inches with a 2 inch gusset so it stands up.